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my bank account: hoe dont do it
me: yah
my bank account: oh my god
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We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob
“Accidentally”
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an emotional roller coaster from start to finish
Britsh people are so wild
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when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
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flower crowns are so last week.
everyone knows this is what’s in
FLOWER BEARDS
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| Bae: | Come over |
| Me: | I'm in me mum's car |
| Bae: | My parents aren't home |
| Me: | Broom Broom |
remind me 2 never speak badly of sharks again
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This nigga just copped a super Mario star he invincible af
nah but forreal tho somebody explain thisMetallic silver coating, does rainbow effect thing when passing lights
thank you car side of tumblr
that is THE most ostentatious shit ever but I still feel like I need it immensely
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